The Overthrow Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Goff will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Goff, Goff, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.