The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Goff's stadium. Only over Goff.
- Goff finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.