The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Goff will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goff's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.