The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Goff scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.