The Bad Snap Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- The broadcast shows Goff on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Goff will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
91%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.