The Bad Snap Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Goff will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
74%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goff, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.