The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Goff throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.