The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Goff drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.