The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Goff will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goff's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.