The Overthrow Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Goff audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
74%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.