The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Goff tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goff, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.