The Snap Count Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- The broadcast shows Goff on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.