The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Every deep ball Goff throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Goff goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goff, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.