The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Goff, the end zone is a rumor.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Goff slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.