The Overthrow Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.