The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The play clock hits zero on Goff four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
86%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.