The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Every deep ball Goff throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Goff will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.