The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Goff leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
78%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.