The Overthrow Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Every deep ball Goff throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.