The Bad Snap Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Garbage time arrives early for Goff: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
91%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goff, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.