The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- A mysterious flag erases Goff's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Goff, Goff, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.