The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Goff's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Goff drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.