The Hamstring Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Goff gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goff's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.