The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Every deep ball Goff throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.