The Checkdown Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- The broadcast shows Goff on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Goff will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.