The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Goff is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Goff's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.