The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Goff drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.