The Phantom Holding Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jennings sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jennings drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.