The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Jennings is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jennings, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.