The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Jennings, Jennings, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.