The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- A mysterious flag erases Jennings's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jennings scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jennings's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.