The Hamstring Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jennings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.