The Snap Count Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jennings drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.