The Phantom Holding Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Jennings drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
90%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jennings, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.