The Inch-Short Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Jennings gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jennings's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.