The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- The broadcast shows Jennings on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jennings's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jennings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.