The Hamstring Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jennings's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.