The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Jennings exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jennings's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.