The Butter-Finger Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.