The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Jennings gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jennings, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.