The Phantom Holding Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Jennings does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Jennings, Jennings, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.