The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Jennings drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.