The Hamstring Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Jennings gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.