The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jennings, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.