The Late Scratch Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Jennings does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jennings's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.