The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“The broadcast shows Jennings on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
83%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jennings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.