The Late Scratch Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- A mysterious flag erases Jennings's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jennings's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jennings's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.