The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.