The Butter-Finger Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jennings's stadium. Only over Jennings.
- Jennings is already "Questionable" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.