The Hamstring Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jennings, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.